I've got two of every animal, but only males. Don't want any hanky panky.
I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Huh, looks like Heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State.
Oh, what the heck? You only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!
Jesus doesn't need Twitter to spread his message, he uses leprosy and plagues.
Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.