Jesus doesn't need Twitter to spread his message, he uses leprosy and plagues.
Huh, looks like Heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State.
I've got two of every animal, but only males. Don't want any hanky panky.
Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Oh, what the heck? You only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!
