Jesus doesn't need Twitter to spread his message, he uses leprosy and plagues.
Oh, what the heck? You only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!
I've got two of every animal, but only males. Don't want any hanky panky.
Huh, looks like Heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State.
I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
